James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: You keep that up and Klink'll be down here in a minute and there goes the ball game! That's worthy of Himmler himself, Major. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Oh? Louis LeBeau: Maybe they'll drop us some USO girls. What witness? Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. Filled with fear, frightened to express any kind of opinion. General von Rauscher : Who are you? His specialty is military protocol. 9.61K subscribers Subscribe 64K views 2 years ago This is a compilation of all of the times Major Hochstetter ever said "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here". [Hochstetter pulls out gun] Me leaving. Back, back, all of you. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Order your men to search the area. Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [hangs up] We've got him. Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Robert E. Hogan: Someone around here has to be. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You read it to me, please, major. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [does so] Sorry, general. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't you know no one is allowed outside after roll call? Just because we're prisoners doesn't mean we can't have our own prisoners. Major Hochstetter looks for escaped prisoners with the help of dogs redlt194 729K views 6 years ago Hogan's Heroes - Carter imitates German General ireckon17 1.2M views 5 years ago Hogan's. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride] I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. For me? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Berlin is calling every minute. [takes Hogan's hand, both leave Klink's office]. Sgt. Have you read his book on the chain of command? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. Pleasant, no. Lurch let in cragnik.". Col. Robert E. Hogan: Not even if I said you were the greatest military mind in the Third Reich? I never could hang on to money. Peter Newkirk: I'm going to need a few things, you know. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [trying to persuade Col. Klink to call General Burkhalter] Why don't you give him a call, sir it means so much to him. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action? Hochstetter: Why not? [a milestone quotation for the series - Klink admits to Schultz and Hogan]. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have one simple alternative, Commandant. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from - Quotes.net Col. Wilhelm Klink: I intend to nail the prosecutor's fat hide to the wall. Sgt. Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Louis LeBeau: A dancing lesson? Sgt. Hogan: There's never a cop when you need one, [Hogan impersonating Gestapo and holds up a General at gunpoint]. This page focuses on the career of Howard Caine, best known for his role as Major Hochstetter in the television series Hogan's Heroes, both as an actor and as a musician. Think of the things you two have been through together. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? [Kisses Helga's hand]. But you were here. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. The War is back on! Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. Col. Wilhelm Klink: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Traitors, all of you. Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Col. Wilhelm Klink: The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. You obviously worked hard on this plan, Klink. Failure punishment execution by firing squad. Do you allow this sort of thing? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, this transfer is an order from the highest authority in the Third Reich. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you crazy, Klink? Who are you? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Except, Major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Hogan stopped kneading the knot forming on his back and stared at Klink. Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Herr General. : Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who's defending him? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: Well, she let me kiss her - affectionately, you know? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [walks in] KLINK! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I don't know anything about the underground or sabotage. Sgt. : Time changes things, God changes things, the dictators change things, but writers can't change anything. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, I believe I have. If they see anybody suspicious, shoot them. Of course you are. I'm worried about spying. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Sardines? Col. Wilhelm Klink Andrew Carter: I was just going into town for some beer. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I feel the same way. You'd make somebody a good wife. Hogan: Lucky for you, we're going to get you out of this country. Hans Georg Schultz: Well Colonel Hogan asked me if he could leave the camp tonight again to see the baroness. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? Howard Caine Major Hochstetter Page - Facebook Col. Robert E. Hogan: There's a rule or something? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [addressing the prisoners] And while I'm on leave Col. Kureger will be in charge of Stalag 13. Top Major Hochstetter Quotes Writing has power, but its power has no vector. Sgt. : This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was PROBABLY Agent "Nimrod!" Many watching Hogan's Heroes have seen the episode, the Missing Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Starring Bob Crane as Colonel Robert Hogan, the show was set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp for Western Allied prisoners during World War II . * What witness? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! I warned you not to listen to me unless I tell you to. : [walks over to a portrait of Hitler] He dares call himself Supreme Commander. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And then Wagner's brother shoots Colonel Klink. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What do they want, Klink? What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? Col. Robert E. Hogan Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? In future, to avoid confusion, why don't you just say 'Good Morning' in English? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. What is this bungler doing here? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Fat? Klink isn't too bright, you know. Col. Robert E. Hogan . [pause] So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? He barely escaped the terrible raid! Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. Sgt. Hogan's Heroes is an American television sitcom set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during World War II. https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_103035, https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_quotes_103035. Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom - Oh, excuse me a moment, general. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. Colonel Klink: [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party] I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. : They would have come right back. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I never said anything about Friday. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a great personal loss to me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Now that you all know it [Schultz leaves and then re-enters the room]. Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. The weather is getting a little nippy. Many are unaware that he was. Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Colonel Klink: But that would mean I would have to be dead first! You are undermining my confidence. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: As who is? This is a prisoner of war camp. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say, General. Quotes Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Now, Klink, I'm going to try and be calm about this. Colonel Klink: Why do you keep looking at the time, Hogan? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Take this man's name, Putzi! James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Look, I know that arrow was pointed in the right direction! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. "Colonel Klink, when I received your invitation, for a moment I had forgotten who you were. Himmler is a rat fink. In a few minutes Nimrod will be my prisoner. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Sgt. I've taken all the necessary precautions. Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. Peter Newkirk: Oh, is that what it means? Hogan's Heroes / Trivia - TV Tropes We don't need civil rights. [Hands over papers with orders to Klink] Colonel Klink: Col. Robert E. Hogan: Now, that's the worst blow of all. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! It's not big enough to stand up in, and it is not big enough to lie down in. Marya Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter You saw me write down the message. Louis LeBeau: Then why are they bringing it here? Hopefully, you will go. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [sarcastically] Really? : Col. Robert E. Hogan: The call sir, it's after 7:00 you get the night rate. "What happend to the Duke of York?" Of course not. But we can still get him. Cpl. General von Rauscher Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? I got so excited. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look Metzler, why can't you understand? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. : The actress, named Sabrina Scharf, had a booming body, so I googled her, and guess who else she played on a 60s TV show. Of course. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Are you aware that, last Monday night, an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? : Now let me leave you with this warning, 'While the cats away the mice better not play'. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's a lot better than if he saw him lying in the sack goldbricking. Carter, keep working oh, you do have insurance? Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Ja, I believe I have. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. The man can't dance. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Neither am I. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, close the gates! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Do you think I would ever let a Burkhalter marry a Klink? Can't finish wars they start. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Then droppen sie dead. Cpl. Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. He has saved us all. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. My dear Major, there is no danger of it firing Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter He has? Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It was a great personal loss to me. Hogan's Heroes scene with Maj. Hochstetter, Col. Klink and - YouTube Col. Robert E. Hogan: So what? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Crazy credits In the credits, there is a 'Lieutenant Rosen' listed. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [reading the plan] Amazing. I'm a cryptologist. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant. We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Oh, Nimrod is a very brilliant man. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Yeah, in your case, Schultz, you'd need the New York Times. : Born Howard Cohen in Nashville, Tennessee, he appeared in a Hal Roach Our Gang skit that was being filmed there, and took an interest in becoming an actor. Peter Newkirk: Yes, good thing the mail arrived. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Colonel Crittendon: Straight from the horror of war. You've made me homesick for Cleveland. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Hochstetter is placing TNT in Klink's cells/cooler] But you're using the cooler to store it. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. : He's very sensitive about that. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, some of the gang back at the stalag. It always sounded like Schultz was just clearing his throat. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. I mean, the Klink here - you don't mean him. We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. It's a long trip to this camp, you know. They got him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You know, Schultz, the trouble is you're afraid to say anything you think. I don't want to hear any more of your lies. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. [Hogan decides to destroy the German ammo dump unsuccessfully attacked by Sergeant Orchard and his men]. No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer.